So 2016 just can’t end quickly enough for the Canucks. Mediocrity would have been a step up for this team that has a fanbase that can’t seem to forget 2011. Let it go Elsa. The Canucks enter tonight losers of their last two and now have to face three more division rivals before the end of this leap year. Alex Elder made his return for the Canucks, as now the team finally has its top pairing back…wait…what….they are not together? Well fuck…if Princess Leia can die, then I guess Eddy/Tanev can play apart.
Let’s ignore the Megna elephant on the first line as well.