Depending on whether you’re the type to know “Piano Man” by heart and gleefully belt out every lyric or one of those who curse that tune as the most heinous development in the history of drunken karaoke, whether you believe “New York State of Mind” to be a classic standard or “We Didn’t Start the Fire” to be an insidious affront to your intelligence and your eardrums, consider this either your final official notice or your warning:
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