You know who those guys at Temple Square could really, really use right now? Those folks who show up every year at the Academy Awards, looking somewhat awkward in their tuxes and evening gowns, carrying locked briefcases holding the carefully tabulated results of the Oscar voting.
If someone like PricewaterhouseCoopers was famous for auditing the books of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints over the years, then news that the church has maybe $100 billion in undisclosed and untaxed assets — if the accusations reported Monday by The Washington Post hold up — would not be a problem.