In the Amazon rainforest, parrots will puff up their feathers, strut side to side and make a squawking sound in an effort to attract a mate.
Take Stonecrest, Ga., which reportedly offered to change its name to Amazon and make company CEO Jeff Bezos the mayor if it lands the headquarters.
And Tucson, Ariz., — for some reason — thought it would be a good idea to send the company a 21-foot saguaro cactus, which Amazon returned, explaining that it cannot accept gifts from cities making a bid and, well, would you want a 21-foot tall cactus?