To hear the loon-o-sphere tell it, the Hungarian-born liberal Jewish billionaire, at the ripe old age of 88, has been exceedingly industrious.
He dismantled the Soviet Union, launched coups in four Eastern European countries and a revolution in a fifth, while also destroying the Malaysian economy and financing Halliburton.
He caused the 2008 global financial crisis, bought the presidency for Barack Obama, wrote the 2009 stimulus and served as "puppetmaster" for Hillary Clinton.
He organized the Ferguson, Missouri, protests, the 2016 post-election protests, the Women's March, the March for Science, the Parkland, Florida, gun-control protests, the anti-Kavanaugh protests, the NFL national anthem protests, the migrant caravan -- and also, paradoxically, the neo-Nazi march in Charlottesville.