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Alexandra Petri: Trump also has a plan! His plan is for nothing to go wrong.

First off, do not worry about the economy. There is nothing to worry about. Who's worried? If you were to worry, that would make the economy second-guess itself and grow agitated. Don't worry about the economy. It's fine. Worry about the Space Command.

Second, if there are any problems with the economy (there aren't, but if there were), they would have nothing to do with the president. The last thing that would possibly impact the economy are his trade policies. It is "badly run and weak companies," as he wisely clarified on Twitter.

Third, if there were to be any kind of downturn (not necessarily a bad thing, at hotels, people pay for such a service!