After briefly refusing to dignify a football game with his absence, Vice President Mike Pence jetted to California for a previously scheduled event, and I guess President Donald Trump thought this was how protests ought to go. Below are a few more ideas for protests that Pence doubtless has planned.
Announce that he is going to the woods to live in harmony with nature and serve out the rest of his term in peace and quiet. Sit there for about 10 seconds. Immediately catch sight of a stick that he claims looks like a temptress from the side and insist that he must leave at once.