The Utah Jazz enter tonight’s matchup on a hot streak, though not in the typical sense. Following a pair of victories that nearly sent the entirety of SLC Dunk into a doomsday cycle, the Jazz went on to lose two closely contested battles to Portland (a major win in the tank race) and Philadelphia.
Treating every mediocrity with the greatest pride, the Utah Jazz unabashedly display their 6th place bowling trophy on the mantle and tack every crayon-drawn cookie monster on the fridge—your mother and I are very proud of you.