When was the last time you checked the attic storage? You can be honest. This is the internet, where no one will ever judge you. Dusty cardboard boxes teetering and towering to the ceiling marked with crude Sharpie-scribed labels like “Toys” and “Books” could inspire a spring cleaning, but more frequently promote further procrastination.
The Utah Jazz have a significant backlog of draft capital from across the NBA. Traded souvenirs from Los Angeles, Minnesota, and Cleveland stuff the shelves of the Utah front office after an All-Star fire sale pulverized their best players into future draft picks courtesy of some very wealthy buyers from the Midwest.