I am pleased to bring you some vintage John Crotty and Scott Padgett highlights, narrated in Japanese:
How exactly do I follow this up?
With about 30-seconds of classic Kwame Brown vs. Jarron Collins low post battles ... including Jarron's signature move:

Since we are slowly approaching the preseason, everybody wants to make lists ranking players. Sports Illustrated ranked the best players under the age of 25. Which is fun for us to look at because that's the majority of our major players.