The Polish Hammer is no match for the Stifle Tower, Bryce Cotton is Wile E. Coyote, and more. It's your Tuesday Downbeat.
There are two possible explanations for why this Downbeat is late this morning. One is that I was lazy and didn't want to write on Labor Day because I was too busy playing Skyrim. The other is that RUDY GOBERT RIPPED A HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.
The Stifle Tower had eight points, seven rebounds, three blocks and two steals in France's Eurobasket win over Poland yesterday. The win kept France undefeated in the tournament, and Rudy is averaging 8 points, 5.