(HOT)DOG DAYS
For the first time in eight years, Joey Chestnut failed to win the Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Chestnut was defeated by Matthew “Megatoad” Stonie, who scarfed 62 dogs in 10 minutes.
Afterward, Chestnut told reporters, "I've been looking for a competition for a long time and now I have it, and now he's made me hungry.”
Wait. Is he saying he ate 60 hot dogs in 10 minutes without being hungry?