The Utah Jazz were just involved in one of the most controversial trades in National Basketball Association history.
That’s right, you can finally rest easy knowing that Danny Ainge has been on the phones, using walkie-talkies and string-wired tin cans to keep tabs on the landscape of the trade deadline. With an ear to the ground and a carrier pigeon to the sky, the front offices of the Delta Center have been tirelessly manipulating their neighboring nations as a dust storm picks up on the plateau of basketball dealings.
Among the greatest artists of our time, the Jazz are the orchestrators of chaos, the puppetmasters of the unbelievable, the rulers of the trade deadline.