Forewarning: This is one of the stupidest articles I’ve ever written, so I felt it would be appropriate for it to be my first on Reign of Troy. I need to set everyone’s expectations low, and then build myself up. Sort of like last year’s Trojan team.
Disclaimer: Anything written here or by me in the future should not be taken seriously. It is all satire. USC football needed more lighthearted and humorous coverage of their team so I decided to take it upon myself (despite no one asking).
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: USC is coming into the season with massive amounts of hype partly due to a combination of last season’s momentum, being ranked in the top five in every pre-season poll, and having a Heisman candidate quarterback ready to make the leap from good to great.