/ STAFF COLUMNIST
It’s really as simple as this: Steve Sarkisian showed up drunk for work.
At most jobs this would be met with significant consequences. Even Sterling Cooper had its limits.
But not at Pat Haden’s USC.
Not for telling offensive jokes while making the rounds at Salute to Troy clearly intoxicated, for getting on stage in front of alums, boosters, parents, children, his bosses, and dropping a f-bomb before being yanked off stage, for showing up drunk at work, Sarkisian has to had do some calisthenics known as “up downs.”
“He did up downs at a practice?