A very merry Christmas to all the Conquest Chronicles readers from your emotionally fragile staff.
It's been such a steady year where everything happened exactly like it was supposed to. We were never once on the front page of every sports publication for off the field issues, all the fans are left satisfied with our performance, and all are rejoicing in Pat Haden's unquestioned leadership as we look forward to a nice, easy schedule next year.
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You are correct. I am lying.
I'll not continue to rehash the bad news here, for fear of ruining Christmas, but Trojan fans do have plenty to be happy about.