After all the things that went bump in the week, we wonder how frighteningly shallow one can be on All Hallow’s Eve:
• By the sound of things, one of the most pressing item on USC’s Home Depot fix-it list for the crumbling, crotchety Coliseum had more to do with new seats, wider aisles and more luxurious luxury suites.
Does anyone know a way to make the place louder?
Someone is apparently beating the drum, claiming the atmospheric decibel levels don’t give USC’s football team enough of a home-field advantage.
Say again?
The school just submitted a proposal to do about $270 million worth of major nips and substantial tucks to this old gray lady over the next few years.