This is it for Rankman. He's out of time, quips, bad puns and, after next week, work. It has been a 20-year honor to use an alter ego in this space to prod some of the nation's finest football-playing diploma factories.
It was the goal here to make Arizona State getting into the top 25 more difficult than getting into Arizona State. It's time, though, to go rank rock collections, sock drawers and the top 25 loudest weed whackers in my neighborhood.
1) Rankman; 1995-2015; Rage against the dying of the light. . . .