Only five? Well, that'll just have to do.
You likely don't need any convincing if you're reading this article, but we're here to show you just why UCLA has been and will always be USC's little brother in college football. Here's our list of 5 Reasons Why USC Football Will Always Be Better Than UCLA Football.
1. Our Fans...
Their Fans.
2. We Never Employed Rick Neuheisel.
3. Playing In Westwood. It Just Sucks.
4. Simple Math: Seven (Yes, We Said SEVEN) Heismans Is Better Than One.
5. Here's Our Trophy Shelf...
And Theirs (At Least For The Past Six Decades).
