I hope everyone had a good and frightful Halloween. To celebrate the holiday and since it’s Friday, I figured we could spend a little bit of time and talk about candy. Now that Halloween has passed, we can take a moment away from the existential horrors tied with the USMNT for something with a little more levity, and what better way to do that than to imagine the players as candy.
KitKat bars are pretty good. They’re not the best chocolate, but they pretty solid, decent candy. And I’ve got long memories of that great catchphrase.
Give me a Break of that KitKat Bar
And you know, that’s a fairly spot on description of Altidore.