O Canada. That land of maple syrup and ice hockey. The Great White North. From the shores of Newfoundland to the mountains of British Columbia to the wilds of the Northwest Territory, Canada is a massive expanse. The second-largest nation on earth, it’s a place once renowned for her wilderness and her abundance of highly-polite people who frequently say “eh”. Of course, we Americans know Canada quite well. She is North North Dakota, America’s Tophat. It’s the place that keeps sending us musicians we didn’t ask for, like Justin Beiber, Drake, Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, and... well, there’s many more but, at this point, I’m just getting myself upset.
USA vs. Canada: A most historic and unimportant rivalry
