My dearest reader,
We have been three days on the march through my adopted Virginia. Morale is low; Gyasi Zardes has just scored for the Galaxy of Los Angeles. The USMNT secured only one point in their skirmishes with Costa Rica and Honduras. Still, we must endure. My fingers freeze to the bone at the thought of another week without the loving embrace of your comments and recs. Light the Paul Arriola prayer candle for my inevitable return. I will return to you.
With all my love,
I barely have to say anything more.