Some of the US Men’s National Team got together in Arizona for a non-FIFA window cashgrab friendly against Mexico brought to you by All-State that will ultimately be inconsequential for anything other than the balance sheets of US Soccer, El Tri, and Soccer United Marketing.
OR SO IT WOULD SEEM.
There could be a lot on the line here, when these two teams meet and represent THEIR COUNTRIES, all bets are off. So I expected it to go something like - Miazga red card (second yellow) in the 16th minute after scoring a goal and taking his shirt off to reveal “I’M THE AMERICAN MARQUINHOS” written on his undershirt and following a yellow for making fun of Julian Araujo for playing for Barcelona during the anthems, Landon Donovan un-retires and urinates on something but plays one half for the USA and one for El Tri in order to build bridges or something, at the half the USA is up 2-0 despite being down a player and everyone is yelling dos a cero, with the USA winning Mexico fires the coach and in the ultimate heel move even for him Alexi Lalas puts on a lucha libre mask and becomes Mexico’s new manager.