It’s like Saturnalia in August - the return of good soccer is upon us as the European club seasons get underway. No more International Champions Cups, no more All-Star games, no college graduates on these rosters, it’s time for players who unironically apply the suffix “inho” to their name to step up. While Americans who are testing themselves at the highest level are scattered across the Old Country (Old Countries, Old Continent?), it would be interesting if those players, and some in MLS (sorry), joined forces to play on the same team in the best league in the world: the English Premier League.