MIAMI, FL FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - What seemed at least unexpected at the beginning of the year came to fruition on a Wednesday night in the greater Miami-South Florida-Region as a youthful, talented, and promising USMNT team took on El Salvador.
What nobody really expected to be a match of wits between Gregg Berhalter and his iPad and Carlos de los Cobos and his mullet, turned into a blowout before the half hour mark. If you just want to go say nice things about Gregg Berhalter in the comments and not watch the gifs of goals below, here’s what happened in sum:
all of my favorite american soccer children are scoring
— J.