Did you see the game on Tuesday? Four goals? That was absolutely nuts. Wow. That Sam Kerr really is something else.
Oh, wait a sec, I’m supposed to be talking about the men. Turns out, the USMNT also played a game, and a competitive one at that! The USMNT went and scored four goals (oh, that’s good!) to make their Gold Cup debut against ... [checks notes] ... Guayana? Um, ok. I guess we can talk about that. Just give me a second. I've still got the Women’s World Cup in my thoughts and I need to get my mindset ready to talk about the USMNT.