It’s spring time. The snow is melting. There’s a lot of soccer on the tv. The USWNT just won SheBelieves Cup, and the USMNT, despite the obvious disappointment that will be the entirety of 2018, released an exciting roster full of young talent, both faces we’ve seen before and newbies ready to take their shot with the USMNT, even (gasp!) young prospects that play right and left back. Things are looking up.
Which sucks for you, the dedicated U.S. Soccer fan, because we loooove being pissed off. And to that end, not to worry! I am here to provide the roadmap for you to be disappointed with soccer throughout the rest of March.