Look, we get it the Chicago Fire are an embarrassment. Every year 2⁄3 of the roster leaves, homegrowns go to Europe, the rest of the league has passed the team by in terms of building a roster around good players for the last 10 years, and they can’t get anyone from Chicago to take a two hour EL and bus ride to their stadium in the windy suburb to watch what has been an awful team since the designated player rule was introduced.
But the team has a solution - move back to an NFL stadium (this does not end with them playing in an abandoned dome in St.