To paraphrase Forrest Gump, Mike Leach is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Sure, there are the tried and true tangents like pirates or Geronimo, but you never quite know for sure.
If you had pirates as the topic Mike Leach would talk about most, you lost. There were several non-football and tangentially-related to football topics Leach covered, but pirates were not one of them.
However, he did feel at home when he got outside to some of the fun and games as seen in this tweet from the Pac-12 Networks.