The Deep Cut is a companion piece to the Opponent Preview, in which I take a closer look at something related to the opponent, with a humorous slant.
Our week 5 opponent, the Colorado Buffaloes, are a team I really like, and I could probably spend this entire column talking about how Ralphie is a top-tier mascot worthy of our admiration and respect (and also Ralphie would beat the hell out of Conquest, just saying). But I can do whatever I want with this thing, which means its time to delve into one of our country’s greatest conspiracy hot spots: the Denver International Airport.