Spoiler warning: Those of you looking for progress or someone to tell you things are all right should look away right now, because there are going to be a LOT of bad grades in this Eye Test. You’ve been warned.

Offense

Quarterback - Rightly or wrongly, the conversation surrounding Dorian Thompson-Robinson is going to revolve around the comments of his father in the post-game aftermath (now where have I heard that before?) and not about his play in this game. I’m not really going to address anything regarding that situation here.