UCLA is the most applied-to school in the World. It’s hard to get in, and thousands of people get turned away every year. And of those thousands, lots of them end up SETTLING for u$c, but wishing they could have been Bruins. And never before has there been such a perfect illustration of that fact: This May, a player from the trojan football team named Isaiah Langley got busted — at a UCLA Fraternity party — because he couldn’t stand leaving the beautiful Westwood environment. Too bad there’s not an audio tape of the arrest, where we might have heard him begging the cops: “Please don’t send me back to South Central!
(SOUTH) CENTRAL “INTELLIGENCE” AGENCY: SC’S LANGLEY BUSTED AT UCLA PARTY
