MAYO THE HORSE BE WITH YOU. Well, we don’t know if he was using horse (i.e. heroin), cocaine, PCP, LSD, or amphetamines, but ex-trojan screw-up O.J. Mayo was kicked out of Basketball yesterday for at least TWO YEARS, for testing positive for one of those banned substances. Specifically what THE HECK IS IN THE MAYO is anyone’s guess, but it wasn’t Miracle Whip.
This latest cheating incident is not Mayo’s first: Five years ago, he was suspended by the NBA for taking STEROIDS. Nothing new for a trojan, who went to “school” for a year at the institution infamous for juiced-up athletes.