Being a writer at this site affords me a few perks. Besides the multi-million dollar contract that I got by first telling SB Nation that I had been contacted about the UCLA Bruins basketball coaching search, being a writer here means I have access to the Bruins Nation Twitter account, which is perfect for someone like me who a) is very funny and b) does not want to put in the work of organically building a following on my own personal Twitter account. So, when news broke late yesterday morning that UCLA was set to hire Mick Cronin to be the next head coach, I decided to fire off a quick opinion of the Cronin hire.