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MAX MAKES TRACKS

Max Powerless. The fish stinks from the head, and the head of the stinking University of Southern California has finally been chopped off. Because the trojan illuminati don’t care about the students, it took a SCandal that will likely cost the school millions and millions of dollars before they could agree to oust the now-former President C.L. Max Nikias.

385 coeds called a hotline to testify that the school’s gynecologist basically molested them, but that wasn’t enough for the trojan machine to make a regime change. Neither was the sex and drugs SCandal that occurred last year with their Dean of Medicine.