After the trojans’ embarrassing upset loss to Washington on Thursday night, I said “Sarkiss him goodbye.” Little did I know that u$c really WOULD kiss him goodbye. But on Sunday, after Steve Sarkisian showed up to work “lit,” it was determined that he was in no shape to coach, and needed to be kicked off University grounds. Pat Haden subsequently announced the Sarkisian is NOT HEALTHY, and is hereby relieved of his duties as head of the Clown College Football team, at least temporarily. Of course if you think he will EVER be back on the trojan sideline, you are seriously fooling yourself.