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CAUGHT REDD-HANDED

The beat goes on, and on, and on. Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but the word “trojan” and the word “cheater” are synonymous. For the umpteenth time, a trojan player gets disgraced, for breaking the rules, to try to gain a competitive edge. Redd was a rookie last season, but got only 16 carries ALL SEASON! Apparently frustrated with his inability to get his ass off the bench in Washington, he probably injected that ass with steroids, or took some other performance-enhancing drug. And of course, because he got his so-called education from the Clown College on Figueroa, he wasn’t bright enough to pull it off without getting nailed.