Quarterback A threw a touchdown and banged his head five times with a Microsoft Surface computer on Sunday. Quarterback B threw three touchdowns and did not need to slap some sense into himself.
Which QB got all the publicity?
A, of course. Mainly because his stage name is Johnny Football and the world can't help gawking.
B has no stage name, though Invisible Blake might work.
He is Blake Bortles. If you know him, and a lot of people around Orlando certainly do, you know he's fine with quarterbacking in relative obscurity.
But just for fun, imagine if Johnny Manziel had done what Bortles did the past three weeks.