Took a long time.
Never thought it was possible.
Didn't believe it would ever happen.
But there's finally a collection of lamebrains that lack more common sense than the NCAA.
ESPN, also known as Extremely Patronizing Senseless Nutcases, you're now in first place.
Somewhere along the way in the last few years, ESPN determined merely broadcasting sports was too boring. So it decided it was going to be everyone's social conscious and moral compass.
It punctuated this point in 2015 when the ESPN braintrust chose former Olympic gold medalist turned transgender woman Bruce/Caitlin Jenner as the winner of its annual Arthur Ashe Courage Award.