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The wait is over. Tottenham have signed a new player for the first time in 518 days; since Lucas Moura arrived from Paris Saint-Germain on Jan. 31, 2018.
Unfortunately, Spurs fans haven't even been given the chance to welcome Jack Clarke into the lilywhite family as the 18-year-old winger has been immediately loaned back to Leeds United, the club from which they bought him.