Harry Kane ticked all the boxes here on Sunday. ‘What have you made of Munich, Harry?’ he was asked. ‘Well, the weather’s been great, so that’s a plus…’
Everyone laughed. The English and their terrible weather!
‘What do you remember about Tottenham’s 7-2 defeat by Bayern in 2019, Harry?’ He shook his head. ‘No, I don’t remember that game,’ he dead-panned and everyone laughed. Actually, he was lying: he did eventually remember scoring a penalty in it.
‘What would success in Munich mean, Harry?’