"When I have five minutes I'm going to Safari to check the Madrid website - to see what they say."
Gareth Bale isn't alone in leaving Real Madrid under a bit of a cloud. And his manager Jose Mourinho couldn't resist a sly dig at the Spanish giants after Bale came off the bench to score the first goal of his loan spell back with Tottenham and deliver a 2-1 win over Brighton.
Bale was frozen out at the Bernabeu despite winning four Champions League titles and barely featured as Real won the league post-lockdown.