When you see the Premier League table and the players the Jacks have at their disposal, a lack of fearsome stars might just be a contributing factor. We can’t say Kyle Naughton or Leroy Fer would pose much of a threat if a scrap did take place, Fernando Llorente, despite his imposing frame, would presumably duck, dodge and dive away from any fisticuffs in fear of damaging his handsome face.
We’d love to chronicle their misdemeanours but there aren’t many and they seem a nice bunch. After just 19 yellow cards all campaign, we’d describe them as harmless but, as they’ve had two red cards this season, we’ll upgrade that to mostly harmless.