Alan Brazil used to wear the Tottenham No9 shirt currently modelled by £500,000-a-week superstar Gareth Bale. Though he earned £499,000-a-week less, he made up for it with enough escapades to make the hairs of today’s professionals stand on end.
‘I’m not bull*****ing, I am glad I played when I did,’ says the Glaswegian whose voice is familiar to millions of listeners on talkSPORT.
His autobiography ‘Only Here for a Visit’ is a breathless romp, a highlights reel of Men Behaving Badly with a bit of football and broadcasting sandwiched between boozing sessions.