Beyond mayors with crack, how do the cities stack up?
They sacked us, we burned them. They had a crack mayor, we had a crack mayor. We have too many raccoons. They have occasional opossums. Which are animals so cool they walk around with babies in their pouches. Advantage Washington. But they also have stinkbugs. Which stink. Disadvantage Washington.
POWER
D.C. rules the world. Toronto — notwithstanding the absence of a White House, a Congress, a Pentagon, a CIA, an NSA, an FBI or even an NCIS — is the Centre Of The Universe.