The Toronto Raptors kicked off their 30th season with a game at home against the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight. The jerseys were purple (that’s fun), a couple of Raptors legends were in attendance (also fun), but the game was a 20-point blowout before halftime (not fun).
Look, if I sat here and gave you a play-by-play recap of all 82 games this season, we would all be really frustrated by like game 8. I’m not gonna do that!
So, let’s test out some ways where I can tell you about the game without droning on for 700 words about how the Raptors trailed by 20 for most of the game.