I have bad news and fun news.
The bad news is that the Toronto Raptors have a 2-9 record.
The fun news is that it’s the most enjoyable a 2-9 record has probably ever been.
Let us momentarily flashback to the last time the Raptors started their season with a similar record... the year was 2020-2021. The bubble had just ended and the Raptors were playing in — checks notes — Tampa Bay. The team had just drafted Malachi Flynn and Jalen Harris. They practiced in a hotel ballroom, while their facilities in Toronto collected dust and we all rotted away in lockdown.