I regret to inform you the NBA Eastern Conference standings are at it again. I wish this wasn’t the case, I really do, but certain teams are just not working with the Raptors on this one — in fact, they appear to be actively antagonizing them, and by extension: us. I admit, I do not care for it.
But like any other ancient text, we must study this document, sift through its various messages, and look for answers as to how to live in the present day and on into the future.