My name is Lady WhistleHappy, the basketball equivalent to my cousin Lady Whistledown. While the gossip of London’s elite society is surely an intriguing venture, the real gossip happens over in the Americas — in the National Basketball Association.
The ton has the Bridgerton’s and the Featherington’s, whilst the NBA has the Jameses and the Tatums. Where there is Queen Charlotte across the pond, basketball’s monarch is none other than Adam Silver.
Now, with the latest social season coming to a close, and the Boston Celtics hoisting ye Larry O’B, it is time to retreat into the countryside and gather our wits in time for next season — when a whole new batch of eligible young gentlemen will battle it out in a quest for glory.