I hope my title hasn’t put you off entirely, and that you, Gentle Reader, will display some patience with my possibly hare-brained notion. Andrea Bargnani, probably the player most despised by Raptors fans in the history of our team, could be an interesting addition to next year’s squad. [20-second timeout: The boobirds are out in force for Andrea, Vince and PizzaMan a.k.a. Hedo Turkoglu, in that order. TMac used to get razzed as well, though not to the same extent, after he bolted for Orlando.]
Pause to duck influx of flying tomatoes…OK, now that you’ve got that out of your system, let’s try to be rational for a minute.